Ghettoblaster backpiece

Man ! That is sooo 80's

SpiderAlf ?

I don't get it, but probably that's the point :)

Well cum

Another good pun

Stiff upper lip

Well, I must admit that this one is quite amusing and ingenious

What a lovely bloodstained winged tampoon

Either a small toilet or a can opening, nevertheless not funny.

Nice piercing, horrible tattoo